As a rule I hate everyone.

I like to rant.

I don't remember what my natural hair color is. I'm a serial hair dyer.

Meredith, 23, female. Born and raised in Kentucky but SCREW THAT HELLHOLE so I moved to Massachusetts.

I am technologically illiterate.



you know that one player that you really don’t like but you can’t say it because half this stupid website would have your fucking head

i didn’t hate the fault in our stars but i did think aspects of it were absurd in their pretentiousness and thus deserve to be made fun of 

In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor


People who are actually shocked at this point that Hook & Emma are true love…I just…




john green is the most pretentious writer of all time holy shit every character in his books is a hipster douchebag who thinks they’re deep and all you guys lose your shits over it my goddddd